Famous Jules Feiffer Quotations

   Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.
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   Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?
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   At sixteen I was stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise, self- confident, prepossessing and assertive. At forty-five I am stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. Who would have supposed that maturity is only a short break in adolescence?
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   Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
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   Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them
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   I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. They told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy, I was deprived. Then they told me underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary.
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   The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.
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