Famous comedy quotations

   Everybody says that comedy is harder to do. That's become a truism by now, but it's wrong. Comedy is not harder. The hardest thing is to do good work, whatever it is Nice Word by Woody Allen

   If you can look into the mirror without laughter, you have no sense of humor Meaningful Quotation by Unknown

Inspirational Sayings, Motivational Quotes, Great Words, Witty Proverbs
   Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot Good Quote by Charlie Chaplin

   Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died Wise Phrase by Steven Wright

   One day while Groucho Marx was working in his garden (dressed in well-worn gardening attire), a wealthy woman pulled up in a Cadillac and endeavored to persuade the gardener to come and work for her. How much does the lady of the house pay you? she asked. Oh, I don't get paid in dollars, Groucho replied, glancing up. The lady of the house just a lets me sleep with her Wise Phrase by Groucho Marx

   A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery Famous Saying by Unknown

   OK, so what's the speed of dark Nice Word by Steven Wright

   Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility Meaningful Quotation by James Thurber

   You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - even poverty - you can survive it Good Quote by Bill Cosby

   Everybody says that comedy is harder to do. That's become a truism by now, but it's wrong. Comedy is not harder. The hardest thing is to do good work, whatever it is Wise Phrase by Woody Allen

   Laughter sets the spirit free to move through even the most tragic of circumstances. It helps us shake our heads clear, get our feet back under us, restoring our sense of balance and purpose. Humor is integral to our peace of mind and to our ability to go beyond survival Wise Phrase by Captain Gerald Coffee POW in Vietnam for seven years

   A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your step as you walk the tightrope of life Famous Saying by William Arthur Ward

   Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died Nice Word by Steven Wright

   You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Meaningful Quotation by Steven Wright

   Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot Good Quote by Charlie Chaplin

   Humor is just another defense against the universe Wise Phrase by Mel Brooks

   Optimism and humor are the grease and glue of life. Without both of them we would never have survived our captivity Wise Phrase by Philip Butler, Vietnam POW

   Humor is just another defense against the universe Famous Saying by Mel Brooks

   You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Nice Word by Steven Wright

   Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is Meaningful Quotation by Horace Walpole

   You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - even poverty - you can survive it Good Quote by Bill Cosby

   A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs, jolted by every pebble in the road Wise Phrase by Henry Ward Beecher

   Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is Wise Phrase by Horace Walpole

   Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility Famous Saying by James Thurber

   I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it Nice Word by Steven Wright



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