Famous funny-quotes quotations

   You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.  Nice Word by Dave Barry

   The report of my death was an exaggeration. Meaningful Quotation by Mark Twain

Inspirational Sayings, Motivational Quotes, Great Words, Witty Proverbs
   So little time and so little to do. Good Quote by Oscar Levant

   Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.  Wise Phrase by George Burns

   On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. Wise Phrase by Woody Allen

   Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work. Famous Saying by Gallagher

   Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Nice Word by Groucho Marx

   When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Meaningful Quotation by Henny Youngman

   I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.  Good Quote by Jack Benny

   Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Wise Phrase by Groucho Marx

   If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.  Wise Phrase by Dick Cavett

   I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh! Famous Saying by Mel Brooks

   Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.  Nice Word by Sam Levenson

   I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling  Meaningful Quotation by Unknown

   Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.  Good Quote by Mort Sahl

   You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.  Wise Phrase by Dave Barry

   The report of my death was an exaggeration. Wise Phrase by Mark Twain

   It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. Famous Saying by Woody Allen

   Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.  Nice Word by George Burns

   When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Meaningful Quotation by Henny Youngman

   So little time and so little to do. Good Quote by Oscar Levant

   A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.  Wise Phrase by David Brenner

   Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. Wise Phrase by David Letterman

   I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away. Famous Saying by Oscar Levant

   A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.  Nice Word by Bob Hope



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