Famous funny-saying quotations

   Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs. Nice Word by Alfred Hitchcock

   Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? Meaningful Quotation by John Mendosa

Inspirational Sayings, Motivational Quotes, Great Words, Witty Proverbs
   Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. Good Quote by Charlie Brown

   People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it. Wise Phrase by Noel Coward

   A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. Wise Phrase by Bob Hope

   My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one. Famous Saying by Groucho Marx

   Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. Nice Word by Oscar Wilde

   The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name. Meaningful Quotation by Aldous Huxley

   America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Good Quote by Oscar Wilde

   There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Wise Phrase by Oscar Levant

   The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. Wise Phrase by Robin Williams

   Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? Famous Saying by John Mendosa

   The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. Nice Word by Oliver Herford

   Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Meaningful Quotation by Terry Pratchett

   Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. Good Quote by Mark Twain

   Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers. Wise Phrase by Daniel J. Boorstin

   The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. Wise Phrase by Robin Williams

   This is either a forgery or a damn clever original. Famous Saying by Frank Sullivan

   Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Nice Word by George Carlin

   More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly. Meaningful Quotation by Woody Allen

   Once a make up my mind, I'm full of indecision. Good Quote by Oscar Levant

   The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name. Wise Phrase by Aldous Huxley

   Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers. Wise Phrase by Daniel J. Boorstin

   Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. Famous Saying by Oscar Wilde

   Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry? Nice Word by Denis Leary



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