Famous housework quotations

   I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.  Nice Word by C.E. Cowman

   This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, Honey, do this, and Honey, do that around the house.  Meaningful Quotation by Jim Lemon

Inspirational Sayings, Motivational Quotes, Great Words, Witty Proverbs
   The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes.  Good Quote by Agatha Christie

   One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop.  Wise Phrase by G.M. Weilacher

   A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.  Wise Phrase by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.  Famous Saying by Erma Bombeck

   The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.  Nice Word by Kin Hubbard

   You sometimes see a woman who would have made a Joan of Arc in another century and climate, threshing herself to pieces over all the mean worry of housekeeping.  Meaningful Quotation by Rudyard Kipling

   There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house.  Good Quote by Joe Ryan

   Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.  Wise Phrase by Hoosier Farmer

   I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It's amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor.  Wise Phrase by D.H. Lawrence

   The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.  Famous Saying by Dave Barry

   When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.  Nice Word by Katharine Whitehorn, Nought for Homework, Roundabout, 1962

   Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I.  Meaningful Quotation by Anne Gibbons

   My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.  Good Quote by Erma Bombeck

   Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.  Wise Phrase by Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

   Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.  Wise Phrase by Chuck Clark

   Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.  Famous Saying by John Skow

   I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.  Nice Word by Heloise Cruse

   There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.  Meaningful Quotation by Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1968

   I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.... I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.  Good Quote by Nancie J. Carmody

   Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.  Wise Phrase by Joan Rivers

   A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.  Wise Phrase by James Dent

   God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.  Famous Saying by Author Unknown

   My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.  Nice Word by Bette Midler



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