Famous humor quotations

   Humor is just another defense against the universe.  Nice Word by Mel Brooks

   If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people Meaningful Quotation by Randy Gilbert

Inspirational Sayings, Motivational Quotes, Great Words, Witty Proverbs
   Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian. Good Quote by H.L. Mencken

   Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life. Wise Phrase by Melissa Stuart

   I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.  Wise Phrase by Frank A. Clark

   Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.  Famous Saying by Art Buchwald

   Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment. Nice Word by Grenville Kleiser

   I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy. Meaningful Quotation by Drew Barrymore

   Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. Good Quote by

   Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity.  Wise Phrase by James Thurber

   If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. Wise Phrase by Anatole France

   I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence. Famous Saying by Alice Walker

   Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Nice Word by Mark Twain

   Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? Meaningful Quotation by George Carlin

   Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he/she is involved in tragic events.  Good Quote by E.T. Cy Eberhart

   Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES! Wise Phrase by

   Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. Wise Phrase by Woody Allen

   There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.  Famous Saying by Victor Borge, London Times, 3 January 1984

   When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone ! Nice Word by Anne Marie

   Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. Meaningful Quotation by Frank Zappa

   Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. Good Quote by Alice Walker

   One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. Wise Phrase by Oscar Wilde

   Tomorrow never come. Wise Phrase by Rob

   Jesus is like Sugar.. Famous Saying by Carolyn

   Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. Nice Word by David Letterman



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