Famous insults quotations

   Yes, Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, because the phosphorus in it makes brain. So far you are correct. But I cannot help you to a decision about the amount you need to eat - at least, not with certainty. If the specimen composition you send is about your fair usual average, I should judge that a couple of whales would be all you would want for the present. Not the largest kind, but simply good middling-sized whales.  Nice Word by Mark Twain

   The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.  Meaningful Quotation by J. Russel Lynes

Inspirational Sayings, Motivational Quotes, Great Words, Witty Proverbs
   I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics.  Good Quote by Johnny Mercer, on a British musical

   Coolidge was known for his terse speech and reticence. A woman bet her friend that she could get Coolidge to speak to her, which was something he was reluctant to do. She went up to him and said: Hello, Mr. President, I bet my friend that I could get you to say three words to me. You lose, Coolidge replied dryly, and walked away.  Wise Phrase by Author Unknown

   Her face was her chaperone.  Wise Phrase by Rupert Hughes

   Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.  Famous Saying by Author Unknown

   Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.  Nice Word by Oscar Wilde

   I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.  Meaningful Quotation by Groucho Marx

   I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws.  Good Quote by Charles Baudelaire

   A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.  Wise Phrase by Henry Wheeler Shaw

   I wouldn't be surprised if one day Carl's halo slipped and choked him.  Wise Phrase by Allan Wells, referring to Carl Lewis, 1989

   It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.  Famous Saying by Rose Macaulay

   The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.  Nice Word by David Gerrold

   I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.  Meaningful Quotation by Abe Lemons

   She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say when.  Good Quote by P.G. Wodehouse

   I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.  Wise Phrase by English professor, Ohio University

   She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.  Wise Phrase by Oscar Levant

   O, she is the antidote to desire.  Famous Saying by William Congreve, Love for Love, 1695

   She looks as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.  Nice Word by Jonathan Swift, Polite Conversation

   I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.  Meaningful Quotation by Steven Pearl

   Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.  Good Quote by Mark Twain



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