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To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake of all.
~Author : Peter McWilliams Life 101 Motivational drunk Saying
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!
~Author : Othello Famous drunk quotes
And whether I come to my own today or in ten thousand or ten million years, I can cheefully take it now, or with equal cheerfulness I can wait... And as to you, Life, I reckon you are the leavings of many deaths, (No doubt I have died myself ten thousand times before.)
~Author : Walt Whitman Inspirational Sayings
However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it and call it hard names. Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Things do not change, we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts. God will see that you do want society.
~Author : Henry David Thoreau Nice drunk Quotations
Say nothing of my religion. It is known to God and myself alone. Its evidence before the world is to be sought in my life: if it has been honest and dutiful to society the religion which has regulated it cannot be a bad one.
~Author : Thomas Jefferson Great drunk quotes
Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air?
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Meaningful Sayings
We are tied down to a language that makes up in obscurity what it lacks in style.
~Author : Tom Stoppard Rosencranz And Guildenstern Are Dead Popular Quotation
I wanted to become the seeker, the aroused and passionate explorer, and it was better going at it knowing nothing at all, always choosing the unmarked bottle, always choosing your own unproven method, armed with nothing but faith and a belief in astonishment.
~Author : Pat Conroy The Lords of Discipline Wise Phrases
The mission before us as ambassadors is to assure peace among, as it were, the diplomatic corps of fellow ambassadors. Thus we are to walk in lowliness (humility) and meekness, which foster longsuffering and enable us to forbear one another in love.
~Author : Stephen Shober Witty Sayings
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I may not forget you.
~Author : Sir William Arthur Amazing One liners
Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
~Author : Robert W Sarnoff Funny saying
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Good Quote
Bob We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.
~Author : Office Space Witty Saying
A hundred objective measurements didn't sum the worth of a garden only the delight of its users did that. Only the use made it mean something.
~Author : Lois McMaster Bujold Wise Phrase
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous you get knocked down by traffic from both sides.
~Author : Margaret Hilda Thatcher New Sayings
The main thing is you and I should exist, and that we should be you and I. Apart from that let everything go as it likes. The best order of things to my way thinking, is the one I was meant to be part of, and to hell with the most perfect of worlds if I am not in it. I would rather exist, even as an impudent argufier, than not exist at all.
~Author : JeanFrancois Rameau Memorable drunk One liners
I've learned that although it's hard to admit it, I'm secretly glad my parents are strict.
~Author : Child Age 15 Cute saying
The "highest" states of mind held up before mankind by christianity as of supreme value, are actually forms of convulsive epilepsy.
~Author : Friedrich Nietzsche The AntiChrist Cool Quotes
The life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
~Author : Thomas Hobbes The Leviathan Motivational drunk Saying
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law
~Author : Dick Clark Famous drunk quotes
To him who is determined it remains only to act.
~Author : Italian Inspirational Sayings
Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud and one the stars.
~Author : Frederick Langbridge Nice drunk Quotations
We rarely think that people have good sense unless they agree with us.
~Author : La Rochefoucauld Great drunk quotes
Like dear St. Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my case the marriage is not a success.
~Author : Oscar Wilde in a letter to his friend Frances ForbesRobertson who had invited him to her wedding in London but Wilde was Meaningful Sayings
No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education.
~Author : Plato Popular Quotation
Humankind differs from the animals only by a little, and most people throw that away.
~Author : Confucius Roots of Wisdom 4th edition Wise Phrases
The thought of our past years in me doth breed Perpetual benedictions.
~Author : William Wordsworth Witty Sayings
We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us.
~Author : Martin Luther King Jr Amazing One liners
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