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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
~Author : Oscar Wilde Motivational funny fortune cookie Saying
I am a strong believer in luck and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
~Author : Benjamin Franklin Famous funny fortune cookie sayings
Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when it is difficult to smile. Smile at each other, make time for each other in your family.
~Author : Mother Theresa Inspirational Sayings
They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
~Author : Clare Booth Luce Nice funny fortune cookie Quotations
Too many people confine their exercise to jumping to conclusions, running up bills, stretching the truth, bending over backward, lying down on the job, sidestepping responsibility and pushing their luck.
~Author : Author Unknown Great funny fortune cookie sayings
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
~Author : Dean Martin Meaningful Sayings
But far more numerous was the herd of such,
Who think too little and who talk too much.
~Author : John Dryden Popular Quotation
I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who overcomes his enemies.
~Author : Aristotle Wise Phrases
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained by some of your grosser reminiscences.
~Author : Alexander Woollcott Witty Sayings
The firm, the enduring, the simple, and the modest are near to virtue.
~Author : Confucius Amazing One liners
Because a thing is difficult for you, do not therefore suppose it to be beyond mortal power. On the contrary, if anything is possible and proper for man to do, assume that it must fall within your own capacity.
~Author : Marcus Aurelius Meditations Book Six Funny saying
Character, in great and little things, means carrying through what you feel able to do.
~Author : Johann von Goethe Good Quote
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
~Author : Mark Twain Witty Saying
More than an end to war, we want an end to the beginnings of all wars.
~Author : Franklin D Roosevelt Wise Phrase
It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little infant perhaps the one is as painful as the other.
~Author : Francis Bacon New Sayings
It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go.
~Author : Bertrand Russell Memorable funny fortune cookie One liners
That all our knowledge begins with experience, there is indeed no doubt....but although our knowledge originates WITH experience, it does not all arise OUT OF experience.
~Author : Immanuel Kant Cute saying
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
~Author : H L Mencken Cool Quotes
To become an able and successful man in any profession, three things are necessary, nature, study and practice.
~Author : Henry Ward Beecher Motivational funny fortune cookie Saying
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
~Author : Henry David Thoreau Walden 1854 Famous funny fortune cookie sayings
Men are not made religious by performing certain actions which are externally good, but they must first have righteous principles, and then they will not fail to perform virtuous actions.
~Author : Martin Luther Inspirational Sayings
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debuging Monday's code.
~Author : Dan Salomon Nice funny fortune cookie Quotations
His intelligence seized on a subject, his genius embraced it, his eloquence illuminated it.
~Author : Paterculus Great funny fortune cookie sayings
The man who never alters his opinions is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind.
~Author : William Blake Meaningful Sayings
From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let me tell you it has been hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
~Author : Bette Davis Popular Quotation
Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact.
~Author : Honore de Balzac Wise Phrases
Twice or thrice had I loved thee, Before I knew thy face or name.
~Author : John Donne Witty Sayings
Knowledge without know-how is sterile. We use the word 'academic' in a pejorative sense to identify this limitation.
~Author : Myron Tribus Amazing One liners
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@sea_chell that'd be cool. funny last night i got my fortune told by some crack whore who had no idea what she was doing...
funny. my fortune cookie says "hidden treasures will be found, where least expected" then i got a scratcher & won 50$!! :)
@chivicharms ha i don't literally do it weirdo lol you just read your fortune and add 'on the toilet' to make it funny.
@cmastication funny, tokyo cabinet to me conjures visions of storage packed to the gills that costs an absolute fortune
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oh! this is my fortune cookie! hahahahahahahaha so funny! thanks!;) rt @lokicuki: @aiconti a buen culo, buen pedo. #fortunecookie