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Be ready when opportunity comes...Luck is the time when preparation and opportunity meet.
~Author : Roy D Chapin Jr Motivational funny happy birthday Saying
Nature made him, and then broke the mold.
~Author : Ludovico Ariosto Orlando Furioso Famous funny happy birthday quotes
When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about.
~Author : Albert Einstein Inspirational Sayings
The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
~Author : Milton Friedman Nice funny happy birthday Quotations
We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
~Author : C G Jung Great funny happy birthday quotes
Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.
~Author : Sir Walter Scott Marmion Meaningful Sayings
The worshiper is the father of the gods.
~Author : H L Mencken Popular Quotation
If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
~Author : Robert Pante Wise Phrases
We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.
~Author : Tom Stoppard Witty Sayings
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
~Author : Woody Allen Amazing One liners
Resistance is useless.
~Author : Doctor Who Funny saying
If a man withdraws his mind from the love of beauty, and applies it as sincerely to the love of the virtuous; if, in serving his parents, he can exert his utmost strength; if, in serving his prince, he can devote his life; if in his intercourse with his friends, his words are sincere - although men say that he has not learned, I will certainly say that he has.
~Author : Confucius The Confucian Analects Good Quote
One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything.
~Author : Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Witty Saying
Don't simply retire from something have something to retire to.
~Author : Harry Emerson Fosdick Wise Phrase
Conversation is food for the soul.
~Author : Mexican Proverb New Sayings
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.
~Author : Terry Pratchett Small Gods Memorable funny happy birthday One liners
It is astonishing what force, purity, and wisdom it requires for a human being to keep clear of falsehoods.
~Author : Margaret Fuller Cute saying
A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making truth itself appear like falsehood.
~Author : William Shenstone Cool Quotes
Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses.
~Author : Richard Brinsley Sheridan Motivational funny happy birthday Saying
Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry.
~Author : Sir Winston Churchill Famous funny happy birthday quotes
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
~Author : George Bernard Shaw Man and Superman 1903 act 3 Inspirational Sayings
Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood.
~Author : Karen Casey Nice funny happy birthday Quotations
The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie.
~Author : Agnes de Mille Great funny happy birthday quotes
Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.
~Author : Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky Meaningful Sayings
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
~Author : Robert Popular Quotation
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons.
~Author : unknown Popular Mechanics March 1949 Wise Phrases
If you put a chain around the neck of a slave, the other end fastens itself around you own.
~Author : Emerson Witty Sayings
The sun does not shine for a few trees and flowers, but for the wide world's joy.
~Author : Henry Ward Beecher Amazing One liners
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@justinbieber ... and ! that was awesome ! i mean, this is my favorite vid ever, really. ur so cute, so funny, so happy, so thankfull ...
@justinbieber its funny how i say your name endlessly and never get sick of it. all you have to tweet me is happy birthday, please!!!
@wejustfuckin ur tweets r hella funny lol and happy birthday =)
@suzmarques thats funny!! thanks....and ...happy birthday!!!!
@kimmydorset thank you. feeling very empty but must cheer up. she was such a funny positive woman. she only wanted to see people be happy xx
i find it funny how my parents are happier seeing me miserable and doing homework than being happy and having fun.
wtf? bahahaha .. here i am very funny :d little boy makes me happy :) many beat me (rofl) not my brother :) but i http://twitpic.com/2m6915
rt @beautifulloserr: goodmorning ! me and lina had a crazy funny drunk ass night yet again. lmfao (: • i have a hangover not happy lol
rt @iimfashion4wrd: @idontgottime happy bday foreal this time- bahaaha dahs funny! thanku hunnie