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Art does not imitate life. Art is much more powerful than that. Art brings life back. And it does it by exposing the secrets we all carry inside.
~Author : Jose Raul Bernardo The Secret of the Bulls Simon Schuster 1996 Motivational funny office Saying
Americans are overreachers; overreaching is the most admirable of the many American excesses.
~Author : George F Will Statecraft as Soulcraft Famous funny office sayings
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
~Author : Jacquelyn Mitchard Inspirational Sayings
The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the most possible out of the stuff that has been given him. This is success, and there is no other.
~Author : Orison Swett Marden Nice funny office Quotations
Literature is news that stays news.
~Author : Ezra Pound ABC of Reading 1934 chapter 8 Great funny office sayings
Men have no right to put the well-being of the present generation wholly out of the question. Perhaps the only moral trust with any certainty in our hands is the care of our own time.
~Author : Edmund Burke Meaningful Sayings
The memories of men are too frail a thread to hang history from.
~Author : John Still Popular Quotation
People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.
~Author : Mother Theresa Wise Phrases
I read no newspaper now but Ritchie's, and in that chiefly the advertisements, for they contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
~Author : Thomas Jefferson Witty Sayings
It doesn't require any particular bravery to stand on the floor of the Senate and urge our boys in Vietnam to fight harder, and if this war mushrooms into a major conflict and a hundred thousand young Americans are killed, it won't be U. S. Senators who die. It will be American soldiers who are too young to qualify for the senate.
~Author : George McGovern Amazing One liners
Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce of the land, and at another moment weakly perish.
~Author : Homer The Iliad Funny saying
I hold a creed, which no one ever taught me, and which I seldon mention, but in which I delight, and to which I cling, for it extends hope to all; it makes eternity a rest - a mighty home - not a terror and an abyss. With this creed, I can so clearly distinguish between the criminal and his crime, I can so sincerly forgive the first while I abhor the last; with this creed, revenge never worries my heart, degredation never too deeply disgusts me, injustice bever crushes me too low; I live in calm, looking to the end.
~Author : Charlotte Bronte Jane Eyre page 62 Good Quote
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
~Author : Ronald Reagan Witty Saying
Men generally believe what they wish.
~Author : Gaius Julius Caesar De Bello Gallico Wise Phrase
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
~Author : Galileo Galilei New Sayings
Some people think they are worth a lot of money just because they have it.
~Author : Fannie Hurst Memorable funny office One liners
A man is a little soul carrying around a courpse.
~Author : Marcus Aelius Aurelius Cute saying
I'm like John Wayne. I only play good guys.
~Author : Oliver L North Cool Quotes
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
~Author : Flannery O'Connor Motivational funny office Saying
Make your bargain before beginning to plow.
~Author : Arab Proverb Famous funny office sayings
The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.
~Author : Abraham Lincoln Inspirational Sayings
Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.
~Author : P J O'Rourke Nice funny office Quotations
Art is long, life short judgment difficult, opportunity transient.
~Author : Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Great funny office sayings
Make the iron hot by striking it.
~Author : Oliver Cromwell Meaningful Sayings
The world of the happy is quite different from that of the unhappy.
~Author : Ludwig Wittgenstein Popular Quotation
Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic wreck.
~Author : Immanuel Kant Wise Phrases
Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice journalism what will be read once.
~Author : Cyril Connolly Witty Sayings
I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk. After that, I'm not sure, but maybe you could throw some water in his face or something.
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Amazing One liners
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@mightytastie that's funny bc im in my office alone. but you did get me to look to my left.
watching the office right now. so awkward and so funny lol
“@petergriffyjr: what does it mean when the flag at the post office is flying at half-mast? they're hiring.” it's funny bc it's true
@gareth_uk i hear it was life on mars that grabbed the attention of the office execs. but i didn't see anything funny about his gene hunt.
watching the office, so funny!
@ginarmiller @josermejia : small world indeed! jose, i didn't even know you were in our office, how funny!
omg. i laughed until my sides hurt! okay, i didn't but this is still funny. scariest? i see some of these characteristi…http://tiny.cc/ih45i
why is the homepage for the office computer a search for jesus on wikipedia!!!! i love my co-workers they are so funny!!!!
the governments emergency management office's initials are emo. get it? emo. its funny cause it's #ironic!
also my bday rt @whoabethers: whoa! today's date is 90210. i find it funny that i work in that zip code. my office should be celebrating!
@after_words sure sounds worth it. it's a funny office. rooms=countries/continents and decorated as such :)