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   All theory, dear friend, is gray, but the golden tree of life springs ever green.
  ~Author : Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Motivational funny party Saying

   Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo Deny thy father, and refuse thy name...
  ~Author : William Shakespeare Famous funny party sayings

   Etymology, n.:
Some early etymological scholars come up with derivations that were hard for the public to believe. The term "etymology" was formed from the Latin "etus" ("eaten"), the root "mal" ("bad"), and "logy" ("study of"). It meant "the study of things that are hard to swallow."
  ~Author : Mike Kellen Inspirational Sayings

   The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
  ~Author : Wilson Mizner Nice funny party Quotations

   The world began without man, and it will complete itself without him.
  ~Author : Claude LeviStrauss Great funny party sayings

   Goodbye cruel world.
  ~Author : Gloria Shayne Title of song 1961 Meaningful Sayings

   Certainly virtue is like precious odours, most fragrant when they are incensed or crushed: for prosperity doth best discover vice; but adversity doth best discover virtue.
  ~Author : Sir Francis Bacon Of Adversity Popular Quotation

   Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred yards from an elephant but the distance one should keep from a wicked man cannot be measured.
  ~Author : Indian Proverb Wise Phrases

   Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost.
  ~Author : Dr Robert Schuller Witty Sayings

   There are situations in which torture is not merely permissible but morally mandatory.
  ~Author : Michael Levin Amazing One liners

   To dream anything that you want to dream. That's the beauty of the human mind. To do anything that you want to do. That is the strength of the human will. To trust yourself to test your limits. That is the courage to succeed.
  ~Author : Bernard Edmonds Funny saying

   Just living is not enough, said the Butterfly. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.
  ~Author : Hans Christian Anderson Good Quote

   Our heritage and ideals, our code and standards -- the things we live by and teach our children -- are preserved or diminished by how freely we exchange ideas and feelings.
  ~Author : Walt Disney Witty Saying

   Leadership has a harder job to do than just choose sides. It must bring sides together.
  ~Author : Jesse Louis Jackson Wise Phrase

   An act against my will is not my act.
  ~Author : Unknown New Sayings

   Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
  ~Author : Will Rogers Memorable funny party One liners

   The mind ought sometimes to be diverted that it may return the better to thinking.
  ~Author : Phaedrus Cute saying

   It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for any public office.
  ~Author : Henry Louis Mencken Cool Quotes

   I believe that all of us ought to retire relatively young.
  ~Author : Fidel Castro Playboy Interview January 1967 Motivational funny party Saying

   Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings, so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for.
  ~Author : Socrates Famous funny party sayings

   A home is not a mere transient shelter its essence lies in the personalities of the people who live in it.
  ~Author : HL Mencken Inspirational Sayings

   I won't say there aren't any Harvard graduates who have never asserted a superior attitude. But they have done so to our great embarrassment and in no way represent the Harvard I know.
  ~Author : Derek Bethune Nice funny party Quotations

   If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.
  ~Author : Thomas Carlyle Great funny party sayings

   Our doubts are traitors,And make us lose the good we oft might winBy fearing to attempt.
  ~Author : William Shakespeare Meaningful Sayings

   Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it , you will live along some distant day into your answers.
  ~Author : Rainer Maria Rilke Popular Quotation

   Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.
  ~Author : Gene Fowler Wise Phrases

   Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
  ~Author : Ellen Goodman Witty Sayings

   It is the way we react to circumstances that determines our feelings.
  ~Author : Dale Carnegie Amazing One liners




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rt @camielinwndrlnd: its funny how party flyers never communicate "come have fun" or "great dancing" or "fun people" ...only "see and been seen" ah well...
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yes we do! funny bunch! ;p rt @darrcian: @pitilesshonest am following your friends list .. sounds like you all are having quite a party!
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rt @marcus2braids: its funny how if someone text u about getting them into a party and u dont respond they get (cont) http://tl.gd/5v8jis
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#now -> #ohohcherso: from the dutch program 'oh oh cherso' following young party peeps in chersonisos. so funny! jersey shore rip off ...
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rt @marcus2braids: its funny how if someone text u about getting them into a party and u dont respond they get mad & say delete my #
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its funny how party flyers never communicate "come have fun" or "great dancing" or "fun people" ...only "see and been seen" ah well...
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haha yess :) rt @justin_mo: funny how random things remind me of my girl @emradzik . one word...party suite. lol
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hush, party pooper... rt @cuffsthelegend: aint shit funny about newborn assassinations
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still having a moral debate if going to this party in a dress has crossed the funny/mentally crippled line plus there will be pictures "/
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funny how random things remind me of my girl @emradzik . one word...party suite. lol
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