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Blessed is he who has found his work let him ask no other blessedness.
~Author : Thomas Carlyle Motivational funny running Saying
If a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand.
~Author : Mark Famous funny running sayings
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
~Author : Randy K Milholland Something Positive Comic 103003 Inspirational Sayings
All marriages are mixed marriages.
~Author : Chantal Saperstein Nice funny running Quotations
Sped up my XT ran it on 220v Works greO
~Author : Anon Great funny running sayings
No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars or sailed an uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.
~Author : Helen Keller Meaningful Sayings
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.
~Author : Edgar Watson Howe Popular Quotation
Before all else, we seek, upon our common labor as a nation, the blessings of Almighty God.
~Author : Dwight D Eisenhower Wise Phrases
'At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge,' said the gentleman, taking up a pen, 'it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the poor and destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time. ... We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices.'
~Author : Charles Dickens Witty Sayings
The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful and then only for a short while.
~Author : Albert Einstein Amazing One liners
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
~Author : Hazlitt Funny saying
For target shooting, that's okay. Get a license and go to the range. For defense of the home, that's why we have police departments.
~Author : James Brady Good Quote
Language is the armory of the human mind, and at once contains the trophies of its past and the weapons of its future conquests.
~Author : Samuel Taylor Coleridge The Forbes Book of Business Quotations Witty Saying
When men speak ill of thee, live so as nobody may believe them.
~Author : Plato Wise Phrase
No foreign policy-no matter how ingenious-has any chance of success if it is born in the minds of a few and carried in the hearts of none.
~Author : Henry Kissinger New Sayings
There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
~Author : Rita Holt Memorable funny running One liners
The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.
~Author : Cyril Connolly Cute saying
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval
~Author : George Santayana Cool Quotes
Cleave to no faith when faith brings blood.
~Author : Arthur Miller The Crucible act II Motivational funny running Saying
Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.
~Author : Woody Allen Without Feathers Famous funny running sayings
Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
~Author : Hellen Keller Inspirational Sayings
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
~Author : Sir Edmund Hillary Nice funny running Quotations
When a thought is too weak to be expressed simply, simply drop it.
~Author : Marquis de Vauvenargues Great funny running sayings
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
~Author : Dwight D Eisenhower Meaningful Sayings
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
~Author : George Will Popular Quotation
The price of greatness is responsibility.
~Author : Sir Winston Churchill Wise Phrases
Anglo-Saxon civilization has taught the individual to protect his own rights American civilization will teach him to respect the rights of others.
~Author : William Jennings Bryan Witty Sayings
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
~Author : Hesketh Pearson Amazing One liners
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eastenders was so unintentionally funny tonight. peggy running around screaming, shouting and making amazing facial expressions. haha.
@jayfingers funny, my pcs are running fine :-) headquarters, 2night?
lmfao i find it sooo funny how a guy was just running from the cops in a stolen car then he crashed and got out like nothing happened..smh
rt @jeezy9478: @janellorena not funny not that kind of trouble lol just running errands< lol! , uh huh..
@janellorena not funny not that kind of trouble lol just running errands
funny thing; my 5 year old blosxom cgi script is running fine, it was serving static images that killed my site.
its funny when my neighbors dog runs away she comes straight to my house. opened the door and she came running in.
@leelee_didthat hahahaha that was funny that he called u that he thought he was running game but u said naw hahahaha
@elmer_a_quint funny bc my teacher just explained to me what a running back, left tackle, "blind side" yards and stuff! now i need a team!!
funny..asses rt@katctv3: campaign vandalism: ricky b. running for chief of police in youngsville is dealing with... http://bit.ly/dhxxe6
rt @jrosengard: ha! just took a pic of a huge spider inside starbucks and manager came running over telling me "it's not allowed" / funny!