Famous skiing quotations

   There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.  Nice Word by Lord Mancroft, A Chinaman in the Bath, 1974

   Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.  Meaningful Quotation by Steven Wright

Inspirational Sayings, Motivational Quotes, Great Words, Witty Proverbs
   I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except in New York City, where it is known as winter.  Good Quote by Michael Ventre, L.A. Daily News

   Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.  Wise Phrase by Author Unknown

   Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.  Wise Phrase by Dave Barry

   Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.... I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.  Famous Saying by Dave Barry

   Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.  Nice Word by Author Unknown

   I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.  Meaningful Quotation by Erma Bombeck

   The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke.... glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run.  Good Quote by Tim Cahill

   The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars' worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.  Wise Phrase by P.J. O'Rourke, Modern Manners, 1984

   Powder snow skiing is not fun. It's life, fully lived, life lived in a blaze of reality.  Wise Phrase by Dolores LaChapelle

   Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.  Famous Saying by Author Unknown



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