Famous smoking quotations

   Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes.  Nice Word by Author Unknown

   If you must smoke, take your butt outside.  Meaningful Quotation by Author Unknown

Inspirational Sayings, Motivational Quotes, Great Words, Witty Proverbs
   One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying.  Good Quote by Author Unknown

   A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?  Wise Phrase by Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

   What a weird thing smoking is and I can't stop it. I feel cosy, have a sense of well-being when I'm smoking, poisoning myself, killing myself slowly. Not so slowly maybe. I have all kinds of pains I don't want to know about and I know that's what they're from. But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.  Wise Phrase by Russell Hoban, Turtle Diary, 1975

   Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.  Famous Saying by Author Unknown

   If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.  Nice Word by Douglas Adams

   They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.  Meaningful Quotation by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Smoking is pulmonary rape.  Good Quote by Author Unknown

   There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.  Wise Phrase by Harold Robbins

   On CBS Radio the news of [Ed Murrow's] death, reportedly from lung cancer, was followed by a cigarette commercial.  Wise Phrase by Alexander Kendrick

   Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.  Famous Saying by George D. Prentice

   Thank you for Not Smoking. Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It contaminates the air, pollutes my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. This takes place without my consent. I have a pleasure, also. I like a beer now and then. The residue of my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and pissed on your head and your clothes without your consent?  Nice Word by Sign from Ken's Magic Shop

   Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.  Meaningful Quotation by Author Unknown

   I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.  Good Quote by Michelle Pfeiffer

   Tobacco. Tumor causing, teeth staining, smelly, puking habit.  Wise Phrase by Arizona Department of Health Services Tobacco Education and Prevention Program ad campaign, created

   I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: Oh well, and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.  Wise Phrase by Benny Hill

   There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.  Famous Saying by Katharine Whitehorn

   Smoke your pipe and be silent; there's only wind and smoke in the world.  Nice Word by Irish Proverb

   The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.  Meaningful Quotation by Kurt Vonnegut

   Tobacco, divine, rare superexcellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all panaceas, potable gold and philosopher's stones, a sovereign remedy to all diseases.  Good Quote by Robert Burton, Anatomy of Melancholy

   Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.  Wise Phrase by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.  Wise Phrase by Florence King

   I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and put them in my mouth.  Famous Saying by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   The cigarette is a portable therapist.  Nice Word by Terri Guillemets



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