Famous very-true quotations

   Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.  Nice Word by Murphy's Law

   Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object.  Meaningful Quotation by Joseph Addison, The Spectator

Inspirational Sayings, Motivational Quotes, Great Words, Witty Proverbs
   Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.  Good Quote by Will Rogers

   There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter.  Wise Phrase by Bat Masterson

   How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?  Wise Phrase by François Duc de La Rochefoucauld

   If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.  Famous Saying by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.  Nice Word by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror.  Meaningful Quotation by Elaine Dundy

   Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.  Good Quote by Author Unknown

   The Act of God designation on all insurance policies... means roughly that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you. If your ox kicks a hole in your neighbor's Maserati, however, indemnity is instantaneous.  Wise Phrase by Alan Coren, The Lady from Stalingrad Mansions, 1977

   It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.  Wise Phrase by Author Unknown

   People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.  Famous Saying by Dave Barry

   An unwatched pot boils immediately.  Nice Word by H.F. Ellis

   Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.  Meaningful Quotation by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.  Good Quote by Leopold Fechtner

   Keep a thing seven years and it's bound to come in handy.  Wise Phrase by Russian Proverb

   When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.  Wise Phrase by The Airplane Law

   It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.  Famous Saying by Author Unknown

   Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.  Nice Word by Author Unknown

   Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late, and not in the barroom downstairs?  Meaningful Quotation by Christopher Morley, Contribution to a Contribution

   The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.  Good Quote by Author Unknown

   No one is listening until you fart.  Wise Phrase by Author Unknown



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